Saturday, January 9

Salman's heart is bleeding


Mumbai’s space crunch is beginning to affect even Salman Khan. Yesterday, he found himself trapped between two of his exes at Mehboob Studio - Aishwarya Rai and Katrina Kaif. The instinct to run in a situation like this is natural, and Salman is only a man after all even if he insists on wearing a loin cloth in Veer. He succumbed to it instantly, looking wildly about him, muttering, ‘Yeh kya ho raha hai? Pagal ho gaye ho kya?’

Our heart bleeds for Salman. Sandwiched between two beautiful women and not even able to enjoy it. Instead, it was probably his worst nightmare come true. How did he land himself in such an unenviable spot? This is how the disastrous love(lorn) triangle came together: Aishwarya was shooting for Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s Guzaarish at Mehboob Studios in Bandra since morning. Two hours later, Katrina Kaif walked in to shoot for an ad and her vanity van was parked a short distance from Aishwarya’s. An hour later, Salman walked in for interviews of Veer.

To his horror, he found his van parked between Aishwarya and Katrina’s vans. He couldn’t run and couldn’t hide in his van either. Despite muttered protests, his van was not moved as there was no other decent place to give the interviews.

Bechara Salman had to be content with giving most of his interviews outside his van, with Aishwarya and Katrina waltzing in and out of their respective vans every now and then. As it is Salman’s accent appears and disappears at will. We wonder what kind of bytes the media ended up with? Very high pitched ones, we think!

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